Girl suking cock a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it's clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn't going to catch on.
So if you're going to do it, at least do it well. Here's how to make your naked shots shine. Aside from using a phone built after, say,this is probably the most important strategy: Turn on lamps at roughly the same cellpics as the parts you want to accentuate, and avoid stark overhead lights—no naked human has ever looked great shrouded in shadows.
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Low light settings also fill your pictures with distracting and horribly unsexy digital noise. For bright light options, choose daylight over fluorescent naked. You want your self-snap to be amateurish, but not like some naked camera capture from a crime scene.
Christina Hendricks pulled off lighting perfectly. Important caveat: No flashes.
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A camera flash will turn the most regal peepee or veevee into a blinding physiological hell demon, exploding cellpics from the screen. You should never look terrifying naked.
A flash will clinch this.